As we are beginning to emerge from our year-long loungewear (still very reluctant to give up the comfortable braless existence) and ride ou what is hopefully, most definitely the very last leg of lockdown. So here’s a few ideas for how you can pass the time between now and freedom. 

Very soon, we will hopefully be roaming around the pub garden having lunch with your pals and trying to relearn how to socialise again.

White Plates on Table

  • The delightful shool run small talk again.
  • The realisation that the 1,507 things that you brought in a previous lockdown like, but you can wear approximately nothing 
  • Have no authority over your hair. No authority at all.
  • Allow yourself to feel genuinely exicted about sitting in someone else’s garden, whilst still knowing full well you have no intention of going. It’s just nice to be included. 
  • Stress yourself out, by planning another mother’s day/zoom tutorial addressing her forehead. Still love ya mum.
  • Seeing if your feet still knows how to corpoarte in heels.

Crop woman with shiny glass against wall with shadow

  • Hoping that past-social distancing, the clammy awkward handshakes can remain outlawed.
  • Raise a large glass for International Women’s Day, as well as all the legends in your life.
  • Wonder how the hell you’ll be bale to enjoy causal sex again if you’ve got to stop to get your covid passport out.

Pink Petaled Flower

  • The delightful shool run small talk again.
  • The realisation that the 1,507 things that you brought in a previous lockdown like, but you can wear approximately nothing 
  • Have no authority over your hair. No authority at all.
  • Allow yourself to feel genuinely exicted about sitting in someone else’s garden, whilst still knowing full well you have no intention of going. It’s just nice to be included. 
  • Stress yourself out, by planning another mother’s day/zoom tutorial addressing her forehead. Still love ya mum.
  • Seeing if your feet still knows how to corpoarte in heels.
  • Hoping that past-social distancing, the clammy awkward handshakes can remain outlawed.